My previous statement was a lie, obviously. This is a pornographic blog. Maybe not as pornographic as others more prominent,...

Sven X Lina As Sven finished another long days fight he was wondering through the walls of the castle. Having already left his sword, helmet and armour at the armoury he felt almost naked wondering around. He spotted Lina lingering around, she had been there the last few days at this time. She was always up to no good. She was legendary for being a tease and never putting out. Though Sven had stayed clear of her interests until now it seems. He always averted his eyes walking down the hall past her. Always…